On board either the motorised SEA MESSENGER - up to 35 guests,
or the Tall Ship, Svanen - up to 80 guests.
* Have the whole boat to yourselves for 4 hours!
* Go where you'd like to on the harbour!
* The CHOOKMOBILE-LIMO ACT...takes them to the location for the Comedy Wedding Anniversary. The Chookmobile can pick the couple up, with the comedian-'chauffeur' dressed as a character - perhaps Formal Pink or a Psychiatrist. Alternatively the Newly Re-Wedds can be taken back to their hotel (or home) in the Chookmobile-'Limo', driven by the 'Priest' at the conclusion of the act! If they arrive in the Chookmobile, the slapstick 'journey of adventure' usually includes a Faked Breakdown, after back-firing the car! Upon arrival, their hands are washed from a 'wee hole' at the rear of the chook [there is a water tank built into the neck of the 'Chook']... & there are great photo opportunities on the bonnet of the car!...with plenty of audience involvement!
* The highlight of the cruise is the COMEDY WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SHOW, with Comedian Don Murchison, masquerading as a Priest. Follow the link below for a full description of this gripping act.
* The Comedy Wedding Anniversary Cake, is in fact a gigantic wooden & fabric structure, which normally is part of the Cake Act, with comedian & dancer. On this occasion the 'bride' & 'groom' open the cake. Out jumps a glamorous dancer who performs a dance routine! [NB. The comedy script which is normall part of this act, is incorporated within the Comedy Wedding Anniversary Show.]
* Cruise Packages 1 & 2 include a CARRICATURIST with hilarious cartoon sketches of the guests!
* Cruise Package 1 includes LIVE MUSIC!!! for listening or dancing. Choose the band with music to suit your crowd:
* * LATIN-FUNK-FUSION BAND, Azadoota. - Great world music dance rhythms, with vocals in a variety of languages. 3 - 4 muso lineup includes a combination of keyboard, guitar, drums, trumpet/saxophone, bass, percussion & vocals.
* * Or be more laid back, with GIGS, REELS, ENGLISH FOLK MUSIC, The Wheeze and Suck Band. - Wide variety of folk music, with the chance to dance to gigs, etc... 4 musician lineup includes a combination of fiddles, mandolin, guitars, dulcimer, squeezebox, bass, percussion & vocals.
* * Package 2 includes a DJ. - You can select music from his play list.
* *Or to keep costs down you can bring your own CD's. There is a CD player on board...& plenty of entertainment to keep you all happy!
* Packages 1 & 2 include a Waitress, to present the food, cleanup etc. & help you with drinks. Packages 3 & 4 do not include a waitress, so you obviously will organise yourselves on board, which keeps the cost down.
* Package 4 does NOT include any food or assistance with food or drinks, nor napkins, plates, forks or glasses. You can bring a picnic on board & provide these yourselves. There is a BBQ on board which you are welcome to use, providing you give us prior notice & leave clean after use.
* All drinks are BYO on the Sea Messenger.
* Thai food is delivered to the Boat, with Packages 1 - 3, at a predetermined time.
* * Menu A is for ONE serve each of 4 entres + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains.
* * Menu B is for ONE serve each of 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of mains.
* * Each person receives one each of 4 different Entres - Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers) + mains & rice.
* * Mains include a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.
* * We can include more vegetarian dishes upon request.
With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]
or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.
With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]
or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.
With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]
or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.
* DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with the waitress taking at least 50 photos of the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise, in between her other duties. The photos are then transferred to a CD & posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $75.
* Full DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with a photographer taking at least 100 photos of the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise. This person is not involved in other activities, leaving her free to capture each moment. The photos are then transferred to a CD & posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $220.
* VIDEO & DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY HIGHLIGHTS with the waitress filming the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise, in between her other duties. A limited number of still digital photos are also included. The unedited video footage & photos are then transferred to DVD & CD, then posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $175.
* Full VIDEO & DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with a photographer filming the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise. This person is not involved in other activities, leaving her free to capture each moment. The unedited video footage & photos are then transferred to DVD & CD, then posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $285.
* DECORATION of the boat with a waitress setting up fairy lights, balloons & artificial flowers. She also removes them at the conclusion of the cruise.The additional cost for this service is $100.
* DECORATION of the boat when the waitress is not on the cruise. This also involves setting up fairy lights, balloons & artificial flowers. They are then removed again at the conclusion of the cruise.The additional cost for this service is $155.
* CHEEZE PLATTER, DIPS & BISCUITS. If you would like this option to be included please ask & we will quote you a price.
* The COUPLE can be PADDLED OUT TO THE BOAT, IN A DINGY! (Please take a change of dry clothes for her just in case of a mishap!) This option is available only during daylight hours, during summer months. If you choose this option the comedian will pretend as if the boat has left without them, bundle them into a dingy & paddle frantically to catch the boat, which by this time is out in the bay! All the other guests are on board, so you can give them a rousing reception when they arrive! There is an additional cost of approximately $100 for this service.
* BOAT normally DEPARTS FROM GREENWICH WHARF. There are no parking hassles or metres at Greenwich. For an additional charge we can pick you up & drop you off at select other wharves.
* If you have a larger group of guests, we can accommodate you on the historic tall ship, Svanen. The cost is considerably dearer, but it will hold up to 80 guests. It is spacious, with a large deck area & an area under the deck. The Svanen has set menus & is not BYO. Please inquire with us if you are interested to know prices.
COMEDY SPECIALISTS
The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
Greenwich,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
AUSTRALIA.
| fun@comedyspecialists.com.au | |
| Phone: | 61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.) |
| Mobile: | n/a. (en route to gigs.) |
| Facsimile: | 61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.) |
This page was last amended 10.2.2005.