The Last Horse Act.

The horse gallops into the party. The front legs are a comedian - who leaps out & delivers a short comedy script (generally 15 - 25 minutes.) The rear legs then appear in the form of a female dancer who performs a dance routine. The horse reforms & gallops into the sunset! The act is usually 25 - 30 minutes in duration.

We fax or email you a Questionnaire sheet, which you fax or email back to us. We use the information you provide as a basis to write a script, which is customised towards the company, people present & of course Melbourne Cup Day! The script is delivered in the form of a short witty speech, half way between standup and a short after dinner speech.

The COST is $850 for business and Corporate bookings.
Private bookings (noncorporate) are $750.

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* WE REQUIRE PAYMENT UPON CONFIRMATION, FOR ALL OVERSEAS BOOKINGS. i.e. When we send you the CONFIRMATION & QUESTIONNAIRE FORM. We will give you a BANK ACCOUNT FOR YOU TO ARRANGE A TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER or B.PAY, DIRECTLY FROM YOUR BANK TO OUR BANK. You fax us the bank receipt as evidence of your payment, & we're in action! Payment is non-refundable if you cancel. Bookings are not confirmed, & dates are not held, until payment is made.

* FOR LOCAL BOOKINGS WE REQUIRE A NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT, to confirm your gig, with the balance payable just prior to the gig. This deposit helps protect our comedian & script writer against potential cancellation. Bookings are not confirmed & dates are not held, until your deposit is made. We reserve our right to confirm other bookings, giving priority to bookings confirmed with deposits. We are limited with the number of gigs we can perform in a day or night, & once we receive our quota, we do not accept further bookings. Thus to avoid disappointment, your deposit should be made without delay.


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The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
Phone:61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.)
Mobile:n/a. (en route to gigs.)
Facsimile:61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.)