JOKES THAT ARE SEXUAL IN INTENT:

TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:

1 You can GET chocolate.
2 "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3 Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4 You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5 You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6 You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7 If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8 Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9 The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10 You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11 You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12 You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13 With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14 Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15 You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16 Good chocolate is easy to find.
17 You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18 You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19 When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20 With chocolate size doesn't matter.

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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night at dinner, she does just that.

About a week later she's back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn`t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off and ravaged me right there on the table!"

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."

"Nah," she says, "that's okay. We're never going back to that restaurant anyway."

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