* Have the whole boat to yourselves for 4 hours!
* Go where you'd like to on the harbour!
* Includes the CHOOKMOBILE-LIMO ACT (to take her to the cruise!)
* Choose either a LIVE BAND, DJ, or keep cost down by bringing your own CD's.:
* * LATIN-FUNK-FUSION BAND, Azadoota. - Great world music dance rhythms, with vocals in a variety of languages. 3 - 4 muso lineup includes a combination of keyboard, guitar, drums, trumpet/saxophone, bass, percussion & vocals.
* * DJ. - You can select music from his play list.
* * Or be more "laid back" [so to speak] on your Hens Night, with GIGS, REELS, ENGLISH FOLK MUSIC, The Wheeze and Suck Band. - Wide variety of folk music, with the chance to dance to gigs, etc... 4 musician lineup includes a combination of fiddles, mandolin, guitars, dulcimer, squeezebox, bass, percussion & vocals.
* A Carricaturist, with cartoon sketches of all the girls, is included with Packages 1 & 2.
* Packages 1 & 2 include a Waitress, to present the food, cleanup etc. & help you with drinks. Packages 3 & 4 do not include a waitress, so you obviously will organise yourselves on board, which keeps the cost down.
* Package 4 does NOT include any food or assistance with food or drinks, nor napkins, plates, forks or glasses. You can bring a picnic on board & provide these yourselves. There is a BBQ on board which you are welcome to use, providing you give us prior notice & leave clean after use.
* All drinks are BYO on the Sea Messenger.
* Thai food is delivered to the Boat, with Packages 1 - 3, at a predetermined time.
* * Menu A is for ONE serve each of 4 entres + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains.
* * Menu B is for ONE serve each of 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of mains.
* * Each person receives one each of 4 different Entres - Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers) + mains & rice.
* * Mains include a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.
* * We can include more vegetarian dishes upon request.
With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]
or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.
With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]
or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.
With either Menu A ~ for ONE serve each of 4 entres [Fish Cakes, Spring Rolls, Curry Puffs, Satay Chicken Skewers] + rice, with ONE takeaway container size per person of mains [a selection of: Green Curry Chicken, Massaman Curry Beef, Penang Curry Pork, Homok Palay [fish], Stir Friend Cashew Nut & Beef, Tofu & Vegetables in Peanut Sauce.]
or Menu B is for ONE serve each of the above 4 entres + rice, with HALF a takeaway container size per person of the above mains.
* A popular optional extra with the CHOOKMOBILE-LIMO ACT is for Prince Charming to stop the car & dance with her on the footpath, teaching her some Ceroc dance steps, during the Faked Breakdown. This can occur at the Pickup Point or destination if you prefer. It often includes a brief appearance on the bonnet of the car...great photo opportunities!...with even more audience involvement! The normal cost is $75, but as part of this package we offer this to you at the discounted rate of $50.
* DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with the waitress taking at least 50 photos of the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise, in between her other duties. The photos are then transferred to a CD & posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $75.
* Full DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with a photographer taking at least 100 photos of the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise. This person is not involved in other activities, leaving her free to capture each moment. The photos are then transferred to a CD & posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $220.
* VIDEO & DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY HIGHLIGHTS with the waitress filming the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise, in between her other duties. A limited number of still digital photos are also included. The unedited video footage & photos are then transferred to DVD & CD, then posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $175.
* Full VIDEO & DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY with a photographer filming the Chookmobile-Limo Act & Cruise. This person is not involved in other activities, leaving her free to capture each moment. The unedited video footage & photos are then transferred to DVD & CD, then posted to you for a record of the evening. The additional cost for this service is $285.
* DECORATION of the boat with a waitress setting up fairy lights, balloons & artificial flowers. She also removes them at the conclusion of the cruise.The additional cost for this service is $100.
* DECORATION of the boat when the waitress is not on the cruise. This also involves setting up fairy lights, balloons & artificial flowers. They are then removed again at the conclusion of the cruise.The additional cost for this service is $155.
* CHEEZE PLATTER, DIPS & BISCUITS. If you would like this option to be included please ask & we will quote you a price.
* The HEN can be PADDLED OUT TO THE BOAT, IN A DINGY! (Please take a change of dry clothes for her just in case of a mishap!) This option is available only during daylight hours, during summer months. If you choose this option Prince Charming will pretend as if the boat has left without her, bundle her into a dingy or onto a large windsurfer & paddle frantically to catch the boat, which by this time is out in the bay! All the other girls are on board, so you can give her a rousing reception! There is an additional cost of approximately $100 for this service.
* We used to book a stripper, when requested. This service was subcontracted out. However we found we couldn't rely on their punctuality, essential when on a boat. So now we leave this up to you to organise if you wish. The boat can pull in to the Iron Cove Wharf, to pick up a stripper, if pre-arranged.
* If you have a larger group of girls, we can accommodate you on the historic tall ship, Svanen. The cost is considerably dearer, but it will hold up to 80 guests. It is spacious, with a large deck area & an area under the deck. The Svanen has set menus & is not BYO. Please inquire with us if you are interested to know prices.
COMEDY SPECIALISTS
The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
Greenwich,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
AUSTRALIA.
| fun@comedyspecialists.com.au | |
| Phone: | 61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.) |
| Mobile: | n/a. (en route to gigs.) |
| Facsimile: | 61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.) |
N.B. This page & these packages were last amended on 8.2.2005.