DRUNK WAITER ACT:

An inexpensive comedy routine!
...how can we charge you for a drunk?

Of course the comedian certainly isn't drunk
but he certainly acts out the role in a convincing manner!

The improvisation is followed by a specially prepared script
designed to send up and highlight amusing events in the lives of colleagues
& moments during the year that you'd rather forget, but can finally laugh about!

The improvisation generally lasts for approximately half an hour. This gives time to establish the character convincingly. The Comedian, usually Don Murchison, then blows his guise, as he exposes himself as really completely sober. In the ensuing script (which generally lasts 20 - 30 minutes), he sends up colleagues, with a roast and appropriate banter!

We fax you Information Sheets along with the Confirmation form. To hold and confirm your booking we require a deposit. You complete the questionnaire. The more information the better generally, as the script is customised to your company and colleagues.

The total act usually lasts approximately an hour, but the improvisation time can be increased at your request, for a slightly increased fee.

The COST of the act is $850 - $1,000.

These fees apply when bookings are confirmed by fax, with more than 4 office days notice, up until 13th November & after 10th January. Same day bookings or less than 8 office hours notice is extra $75. If a booking is confirmed with only 1-2 office days notice, additional $50 applies. If only 3 - 4 office days confirmed notice, additional cost is $25. During the Corporate Silly Season, 13th November - 10th January, a Short Notice charge of $100 applies with less than five office days confirmed notice.

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* WE REQUIRE PAYMENT UPON CONFIRMATION, FOR ALL OVERSEAS BOOKINGS. i.e. When we send you the CONFIRMATION & QUESTIONNAIRE FORM. We will give you a BANK ACCOUNT FOR YOU TO ARRANGE A TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER or B.PAY, DIRECTLY FROM YOUR BANK TO OUR BANK. You fax us the bank receipt as evidence of your payment, & we're in action! Payment is non-refundable if you cancel. Bookings are not confirmed, & dates are not held, until payment is made.

* FOR LOCAL BOOKINGS WE REQUIRE A NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT, to confirm your gig, with the balance payable just prior to the gig. This deposit helps protect our comedian & script writer against potential cancellation. Bookings are not confirmed & dates are not held, until your deposit is made. We reserve our right to confirm other bookings, giving priority to bookings confirmed with deposits. We are limited with the number of gigs we can perform in a day or night, & once we receive our quota, we do not accept further bookings. Thus to avoid disappointment, your deposit should be made without delay.

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COMEDY SPECIALISTS
The Jungle Chalet,
Valleyview Glen,
Cnr Valleyview Cres. & Innes Rd,
Greenwich,
SYDNEY, NSW, 2065.
AUSTRALIA.

EMAILfun@comedyspecialists.com.au
Phone:61 - 2 - 9906 2350. (9am - 6pm, Monday - Friday. Answer phone after hours.)
Mobile:n/a. (en route to gigs.)
Facsimile:61 - 2 - 9439 2319. (24 hours, 365 days p.a.)

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